Oh gawd

Jul 27
Jul 27
clannyphantom:

call the police

clannyphantom:

call the police

Jul 27

"Boxing was one of the most tiring things I’ve ever done. Before I boxed, I would do a lot of dancing in the studio – just an hour of making up moves. I also still do Pilates and interval training with my trainer at the gym.”

Jul 27
the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

Jul 27
buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

Jul 27
Jul 27
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

Jul 27
Jul 27

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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Jul 27
  • Aries: I DONT HAVE A SUGAR DADDY
  • Taurus: IVE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY
  • Gemini: IF I WANTED SUGAR DADDY YES I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET ONE
  • Cancer: BECAUSE I AM WHAT? SICKENING.
  • Leo: YOU COULD NEVER HAVE A SUGAR DADDY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
  • Virgo: BABY EVERYTHING I HAVE IVE WORKED FOR AND GOTTEN MYSELF
  • Libra: I HAVE BUILT MYSELF FROM THE GROUND UP YOU FUCKING BITCH
  • Scorpio: *THROWS DRINK*